Randy |
Guitars (and lots of 'em), Vocals | |
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Band Duties: | Sing. Make Guitar-like Noise. Produce Set Lists. Minister of Propaganda. Schmooze Club Owners. |
| Former Bands: | Cookie Bebop & the Steak Dinners. An Itch So Private. |
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| Day Job: |
Pointy-Haired Boss | |
| Secret Crush: | Liv Tyler (ooh, baby!) Laura Prepon (That ' 70s Show) | |
GREG |
Lead Guitar, Vocals | |
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Band Duties: | Wail Like Jimi Freakin' Hendrix. Harmonize Like a Howler. Challenge Noise Ordinances. |
| Former Bands: | Groove House. Clifford |
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| Day Job: |
Victim Of The Machine | |
| Secret Crush: | Mena Lessig and Brooke Burke | |
CRAIG |
Bass, Vocals | |
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Band Duties: | Give It Serious BOTTOM. Cyber-Wizardry. Creative Hangover Remedies. Chick Radar Operator. |
| Former Bands: | Via Satellite K.G.B. The Tollbooth Violators The GGC Band Groove Canoe |
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| Day Job: |
One the Others Don't Understand | |
| Secret Crush: | That chick I saw last time we played! | |
MONTE |
Drums | |
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Band Duties: | Visual Time Keeper |
| Former Bands: | Starbelly Sneeches Amen Fred Via Satellite |
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| Day Job: |
Jack Pratt Signs - Family owned and operated since 1950. Specializing in Real Estate and Oil Well Signs. | |
| Secret Crush: | Allie, Maverick and 'lil guy. | |
CHUCK |
Sound Dude/Roadie | |
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Band Duties: | Make these screaming monkeys sound semi-human! |
| Day Job: |
Another Victim Of The Machine | |
| Secret Crush: | Come to the show and find out! | |